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Joke of the Day

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo."

"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."

"How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."

"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."

"Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors"

"What's the definition of a masochist with necrobeastiality tendencies? Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse."

"Your favorite one liner/quick joke? When bored at work I snapchat jokes to friends. Need new material. Could use your favorite short joke."

"what's the male equivolent of a widow? Free"

"What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism"

"How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once? Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president."