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Joke of the Day

"What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common? Potato quality"

"So two bassists are sitting at a bar... One leans over to the other and says, ""How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?"" He responds, ""One note at a time."""

"I don't like the idea of having to go on in a world where good people like Robin Williams is no longer with us, but Justin Beiber is still alive and well."

"I like my women like quality agronomy soil... ..good penetration to 8"", bare surface, and minimal crust."

"Last night I bought an alcoholic ginger beer, he wasn't happy about it."

"Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders."

"[police raid at balloon store] Cop on radio:""We can hear gunfire is everyone ok, over"" Hedgehog cop inside:""Its not gunfire, over"""

"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."

"John's mother in-law comes for a visit. So, how long will you stay,mom? As long as i'm welcomed. Oh, that's too bad, you should at least stay for a cup of coffee"

"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie ""Man on the Moon""."