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Joke of the Day

"why should you be afraid of a white man in prison? because you know he's guilty."

"The difference between men and women is that for men, ""stabby"" is not an emotion."

"A virgin fingers his girlfriend for the first time The woman with bated breath exclaims ""I thought you were a virgin"" the man replies "" I am but i also play the guitar"""

"What do ISIS and anime fans have in common? They both get hot and bothered over cartoons."

"[In bed with gf] ""Do you have any fantasies?"" Yeah, one. You know your friend Sarah, the hot one? ""Yes.. why?"" I want to hit her with my car"

"What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches."

"I never know how much to tip a cow."

"Did you hear about the guy who was caught having sex at Sea World? Apparently he did it on porpoise."

"Have you seen the photo of me and REM? That's me in the corner."

"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth? He had his soup before it was cool."