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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's Last Movement."
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"What is the most common use for pig skins? To keep the pig in one piece."
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field"
"It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret."
"What's the difference between a male and female table? A male table is made with hard wood."
"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."
"Wanna meet Santa's little helper?"
"The downside of DVR is getting freaked out by tornado warnings from four days ago"
"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""
"Hillary Clinton and the Email Hillary: ""At least I, unlike Lindsay Graham, USE email! <drops mic>"