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Joke of the Day

"What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"If you woke up naked, in the middle of the forest with no memory of what happened and your butt is covered in lube, would you tell anyone? ""*No!*"" Wanna to go camping?"

"What did the Chemist have with his Eggs? Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen."

"Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed."

"Choose your friends carefully, They are the ones who tag you in photos."

"What's Mario's favorite type of pants? *DenimDenimDenim*"

"Why did the American flag get so fat? Because these colors don't run."

"The best joke of all time. Women's rights."

"I used to go out with a Jewish girl The sex was Unorthodox"

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."