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Joke of the Day
"What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common? They both like a tight seal."
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"BRO DOCTOR ""Well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo"" BRO DOCTOR"
"How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game? Yell ""B-52!"""
"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"
"My DJ name is Daemon, because I maintain the beats in the background."
"You get a green perennial vegetable, you get a green perennial vegetable, EVERYBODY GETS GREEN PERENNIAL VEGETABLES! - Okra"
"In solidarity with the Transgender community, Hershey's chocolate will be renamed to Heshey's"
"We've all heard of Whistler's Mother.... But what about Whistler's Father? I guess you could say that he's out of the picture."
"Trying to give up cold turkey It's hard though when there is so much left over from Christmas."
"I asked a wise man about the secrets to success.. He explained ""There are two things in the world that you need to know to be successful. The first is never tell anyone everything you know"""