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Joke of the Day
"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
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"Today I just turned 17! That makes me over 3.55 x 10^14 years old."
"I don't mean to sound like a hypochondriac but I was diagnosed with the flu today & I feel like it's been coming on for a few years now."
"DJ Khaled must be asian.... all he does is nguyen."
"Everyone around me keeps telling me I'm mean. Which is absurd. Plus, they're ugly."
"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"
"I saw many places when I fought in WWII.. But I did Nazi Germany."
"There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car"
"[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]"
"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."