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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like my will to live Nonexistent."
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"You know that chick who said, ""Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels?""... Yeah, well I ate her."
"What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog."
"Advice to the worm Sleep in late!"
"What do you call a missing psychic midget? A small medium at large."
"What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian."
"I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex."
"Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis? Cause love is what I got"
"Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one."
"*sees a hot christian girl* Me: I am christian now,where do i get one of those plus signs? Friend: That's a cross. Me: across from where?"