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Joke of the Day
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? I'm bigger than you!"
Next Joke
"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."
"I am so bad at self-deprecation"
"I saved a bunch on my car insurance by making the switch.. To reverse and driving away from the accident"
"How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat."
"My drug dealer ... cracks me up."
"What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? There are twenty of them.."
"The 7 Habits of Highly Successful Nun Impersonators"
"Me: Will I be happy in 2017? (peers into crystal ball) Me: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN Psychic: I don't know; I've never seen one explode before"
"I like to sneak into people's houses and masturbate in their livingroom. ...so far no ones heard me cumming."