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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait to find out what new undeleteable apps that I don't want will be on the new iPhone."

"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"

"Have you heard about the stolen shipment of viagra? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals"

"If you find me passed out in Austin this weekend with a penis drawn on my face at least have the decency to not tag me in the facebook pic."

"How do you organise a space party? You planet."

"You know you're old when you get a ""You up?"" text.... And it's 8:25 p.m."

"Light beer... It's like.. Eating out your sister.. -it tastes the same but it's just not right!"

"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"

"Q: Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy? A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren."

"What's the word that starts with an ""N"" that no one wants to call a black person? Neighbor"