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Joke of the Day

"[interview for waiter position] Manager: ""So how experienced are you at carrying multiple plates?"" Stegosaurus: ""You're kidding me right?"""

"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."

"Girls read smiles And the gap in your teeth spell friendzone"

"What do you call a man doing dishes? Single."

"What's the different between England and a tea bag? A tea bag last longer in the cup"

"What do you call a red neck invasion? An incestation"

"What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns? Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here."

"*pulls up to window* Me: *on phone* Ok, so you want a chocolate shake also? Ok, I'll get two then. *phone rings while its at my ear*"

"Jesus spoke to me yesterday... But I don't like talking to my roofers, so I had his brother Juan tell him not to do that in the future."

"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""