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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired."
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"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 4 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."
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"Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. u were suppose 2 make me funnier, smarter & put me in a good mood.... I saw the photos - we need to talk."
"Some military humour: why do I call the ol' downstairs resident APFSDS? Because it's a long-rod kinetic penetrator!"
"sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like 'wah hoo!' and 'lets a-go!' ""hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal"""
"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"
"be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character"
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"A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is a dog, It's a shitzu."