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Joke of the Day

"I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle."

"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"

"What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp? apple juice"

"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."

"What do you call a gay cop in a glory hole? [NSFW] Pulled Pork."

"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."

"What's the difference between A pope and THE pope? bout tree fiddy."

"The quickest way to get a creationist to shut up is threatening to throw them off the edge of the earth."

"Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC..."

"Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor."