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Joke of the Day

"My home phone rang. Weird."

"TIFU By standing in for a sick teacher in the wrong classroom whoops, wrong sub."

"Calling a girl ""honey"" is ok. Calling a girl ""bee vomit"" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert."

"Once there was a guy... ...who had a dog with no legs. Everyday he took him out for a drag."

"Teacher: welcome to health class Me: my friend said you can get a girl pregnant by kissing her? Teacher: sir please just mop the floor"

"I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer."

"Why Do Kids In High school Take Art? You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff..."

"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"

"Q: What's Mary short for? A: She's got no legs."

"Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have herpes. Laugh all you want. You'll still have herpes."