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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for a boxy plow pulling baby maker? A Mexican. Make America great again! Vote the Donald!"

"That one day of fame on Facebook when it is your birthday."

"Who would win a knife fight between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? Everyone!"

"The man who worte the Hokey Pokey died. They had a hard time placing him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, but as soon as they started trying to put the right leg in they had problems."

"Is mingerbread the opposite of stud muffin?"

"Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ""budge-it""."

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"

"What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck? DOUCHE!!!"

"A woman, a Jew, and a Hispanic walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What's this, a presidential election?"""

"On an analog clock, 6:30 is the best time of day... Hands down"