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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for a boxy plow pulling baby maker? A Mexican. Make America great again! Vote the Donald!"

"What do you call a snail on a sail boat? A snailor"

"I bought a parrot... And it could talk. But it did not say ""I'm hungry."" So it died."

"What's the cheapest cut of meat? Deer nuts: they're under a buck."

"Nancy Reagan gave the ultimate sacrifice today... She'd rather die than see Trump win the GOP nomination"

"[Bags packed, leaving the ex] Ex:""I hope you have a slow and painful death!"" Me:""So now you want me to stay?"""

"How do you find a blind man in an orgee It's not hard"

"What did hitler say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? ""Au, schwitz!"""

"I was in chemistry class today.... ...Man it was Bohring"

"Pretty lame how horses and dogs don't capitalize on their ability to wear 2 pairs of jean shorts at once"