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Joke of the Day

"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem... [car horn] He didn't have access to the Record Scratch sound effect."

"Dropped some rice in water so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out"

"Longest joke in the world Here it is: http://www.longestjokeintheworld.com"

"I'm a bokeper Q: Isn't that bookkeeper? A: People always mix me up with my brother. He's... a double-entry bookkeeper."

"True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own."

"Ad hominem tactics are awful and so is anyone that uses them."

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"There are eleven types of people in the world... those who understand binary, and ten other types of people."

"Unfortunately Katy Perry, I couldn't fit in the skin tight jeans so instead of a teenage dream my husband gets Blair Witch."

"Photons have mass? Why, I didn't know they were Catholic!"