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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if your wife has been screwing all your friends? All their dicks taste just like her twat."

"Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream? He was hit by a buss"

"If a black guy, a Mexican, and a redneck are all in a car together, who's driving? The police."

"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"

"My doctor told me I should be on a staple diet. I told him I don't think I can digest metal and walked out."

"Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? The pilgrims."

"What are some good deli related jokes? I need some good jokes about deli and or the meats and cheeses sold in them."

"Couples who have been married for a long time start finishing off each other's sentences. The most popular being ""Shut up""."

"Can't think of a good Halloween costume? Go as a failed abortion. You don't even have to dress up, you uncreative fuck"