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Joke of the Day
"What does the chicken do to get through college? She strips."
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"Life After Death Hey grandma, do you think that life after death will be beautiful? Grandma: Well that depends, who died?"
"I texted my girlfriend Ruth last night to let her know she was dumped ... I wanted to be ruthless"
"What do sex and air have in common? Neither one is a very big deal, unless you're not getting any."
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle"
"What's worse than having 10 dead babies stapled to one tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees."
"My girlfriend and I finally decided to try out role-play in the bedroom. I dressed up like Luke Skywalker And she pretended to be a dead fish."
"Maybe someone just charmed the pants off of Winnie the Pooh."
"Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand."
"Q: What do you call that great feeling of satisfaction you get when you finish your homework? A: The aftermath."