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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook."

"My best relationship advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."

"The other day I held the door open for a clown... It was a nice jester"

"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."

"I'm at my most spiderman when using a public restroom"

"Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album."

"What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh? Gummy Bear"

"I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, ""It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."""

"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"

"Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can make dinner and get head at the same time."