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Joke of the Day
"What was the last thing the Australian terrorist said. KoALLAH AKBAR."
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"Every since my Grandma discovered Netflix she's been calling me w/ suggestions like ""ok write this down, it's called Friends, F-R-I-E-....."""
"Why people hate the devil? Why do people hate the devil if he gives everyone a warm welcome?"
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"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."
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"Two Fish There are two fish in a tank. One says to the other, ""You man the guns, I'll drive."""