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Joke of the Day

"My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers."

"Probably just one for the Irish but who knows.. What's the difference between an apple and an orange? You can't get an apple bastard."

"Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving."

"Every woman should have four pets... A mink in her closet, a Jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed...and a Jackass to pay for all of it"

"Do you know why you shouldn't wear Ukrainian underpants? Chernobyl fall out."

"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"

"People who say ""life doesn't come with a set of instructions"" obviously haven't heard of the Kama Sutra."

"""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument."

"How does a Snowman get to work? By icicle."

"Hello everyone Where are u from?"