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Joke of the Day
"Dude ...like...homeless neglected dogs totally ruined that Sarah McLachlan song for me."
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"What did the dick say to the balls? Hang out here while I go inside."
"I'm going to have to rethink my time machine rental business. People keep bringing them back a day before they rented them."
"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""
"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""
"Men get frustrated because they don't understand how women think. Women get frustrated because they understand how men think."
"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they.... lactose....."
"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"
"Divorce is tough on some kids. Others are just happy to be single again."