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Joke of the Day

"To tell you the truth, beginning a sentence with ""To tell you the truth"" throws into question all else you've previous said."

"What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money? Buys an intersection for a private business work."

"What do you call a Reddit cockblock? [removed]"

"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"

"When children ask me where rain comes from, I pat their heads, shimmy up the nearest flag pole, and urinate on them."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He died instantly."

"I saw a Bible study once. It did really well on the exam."

"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US leader"

"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"

"The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died His funeral will be held on Thursday at 2pm."