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Joke of the Day
"What is the capital of the United States? Half of what it was last week"
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"I don't always think I'm right....but whenever I think I'm wrong I tend to be mistaken."
"Cabbage get merried to Onion Friends ask them about wedding nigh . . . . . . . Cabbage told them in sad way ""What wedding night, it tooks whole night to undress each other""."
"When your body is a solid 10 But your intro and conclusion need work"
"What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner? ""Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion"""
"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"
"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004, R): Harold and Kumar go to White Castle"
"Say what you will about pedophiles but... They always support orphans, the always drive slow in school zones, they always donate to schools, they always help with homework."
"I forgot the word ""torch"" earlier today so I googled ""fire on a stick."" I have two degrees in English."
"A sandwich is better than sex. Because nothing is better than sex and a sandwich is better than nothing."