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Joke of the Day

"A woman goes to the doctor... The doctor asks ""What seems to be the problem?"" She responds, ""Every time I sneeze, I orgasm"" The doctor ask, ""Are you taking anything for it?"" ""Yeah, pepper."""

"""Oh. My. God."" - the first duck to eat bread."

"What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vender ? Make me one with everything"

"My penis is so big... the only relationships I can have are long distance"

"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"

"What do you call a Scotsman that's been strangled to death by his own clothing? Kilt."

"You know how I know it's lunch time? Reddit is slow as fuck"

"The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby."

"Had to have ""the sex talk"" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches"

"Did you hear about the bird that lost all of its feathers in a volcano? It was moltin'."