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Joke of the Day

"Wonderbra tried to defend there new bra today. But it didn't hold up in court."

"What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not? Democracy"

"Donald Trump & Mexican Are At Bar On The Boarder Mexican Grill"

"The best joke you'll never hear"

"What did the man ask the bush after being attacked by it? The man asked ""Why did you attack me?"" The bush replied ""I am bush."""

"Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals."

"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""

"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."

"My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me."

"1. Go to seminary. 2. Get degree. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."