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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you're golfing with a politician? When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard."

"I'm surprised God doesn't make Christian Rock Bands sound better."

"What do you call a pedophile musician? A kiddy-fiddler"

"I don't speak button, but if I could I'm pretty sure the button on my jeans is saying, ""Aaaaah! Help me!"" right now."

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."

"What's the most popular red wine?? We want our land back!!"

"Why is a vagina similar to the weather? Because when it's wet, it's time to go insiiiiide!"

"I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it."

"If you're American when you go into the bathroom... ...and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European"

"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"