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Joke of the Day

"6/6/14 Dear Diary - Today was really great. Got a job as an intern with the CIA and sent a cool tweet. 6/7/14 Dear Diary - Guantanamo sucks."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop."

"Yogi Berra He lived his whole life."

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal I'll go now."

"It's always a shame when people die so young... there's just so many things they'll never get to Chekov their bucket list."

"The winner of Powerball should really invest in a diverse portfolio There's also Mega Millions, Tri-State, and SuperLotto."

"A mother was tucking her son in one night she really wanted a daughter"

"what did the ocean say to the other ocean ? nothing they just waved."

"Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful singing voice except for Chris Brown"

"A pirate's wife asks him what body part he'd be most okay with losing The pirate thinks and replies, ""my spine!"" ""Why?"" says his wife, a little surprised ""Because it's holding me back!"""