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Joke of the Day
"Why non-smokers don't take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me"
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"What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant? ***SPOILERS*** Popeyes!"
"Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out? Because they feared a premature ejectulation"
"Says Yoda, ""About me, no more jokes."""
"""Boo!"" A priest startles. It was the holy ghost."
"Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck? He was suspected of Fowl Play"
"Are you a romantic man? Yes. When my wife comes home late, I turn on the candles, let the place fill up with nice and warm water and throw in some soap. So she can immediately start doing the dishes."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't really matter, he's not coming when you call him."
"I am Harvard Law graduate and interim CEO of reddit Ellen Pao. AMA"
"I just finished my exam on communism I really hope I get good Marx"