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Joke of the Day
"How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!"
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"Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics."
"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"
"Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list."
"One of my dad's favorites about flying ""You know there are more planes at the bottom of the ocean than submarines in the sky. They have never left one up there."""
"Why so many conservative white Americans voted Obama? Old whites on their deathbeds saw ""the light"" people so often experience when they approach death, and accidentally voted for it."
"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."
"Why did ranch break up with chicken wings? Because he blue cheese..."
"If by 'paleontologist' you mean I can name all 5 shapes in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets then, yes, I am a paleontologist."
"Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger wood."