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Joke of the Day

"Just saw someone order a cup of water at this restaurant. Knocked it out of his hand. We're in a drought, idiot."

"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"

"A man walks into a library and asks ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" The librarian looks on her computer and says ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one."""

"A toilet was stolen from a police station today... It's a pretty serious crime. The police have nothing to go on."

"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."

"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"

"What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey? The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old."

"A man walks into a bar... ....and says ""ouch""...."

"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."

"Why can't gay people drive while they're aroused? Because they can't think straight."