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Joke of the Day
"This might be a bit rascist: What do you call an African American Houdini? Black Magic"
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"Why couldn't Handel play his harpsichord? Because it was baroquen."
"I want to tell a joke here... ...but it's about sex and I don't think most redditors get it"
"I'm an introverted republican... ...I guess you could call me an anti-socialist."
"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"
"There's plenty of jobs in the porn industry when you have a dick like mine. Camera man, light and sound technician."
"I'm so patriotic; I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his commie mouth!"
"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."