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Joke of the Day
"This might be a bit rascist: What do you call an African American Houdini? Black Magic"
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"What's E.T. short for? He's only got small legs."
"My dad doesn't see why he should pay a mechanic to rotate his tires. He says they're rotating the entire time he's driving!"
"Doctor I swallowed a PEN!!! Doctor, Doctor I swallowed a PEN, WHAT DO I DO? Doctor: Use a pencil..."
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"Drummers always have such lame jokes... I've heard them all like a Zildjian times."
"Inlaws.. What is the difference between a inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted."
"Breaking News....Explosion at Cheese Factory De-brie everywhere!"
"What do you call a zombie musician? A decomposer."
"Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs? He had too much thyme on his hands."