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Joke of the Day
"Cardinals are fornicating on my porch again! The birds...not the religious robey dudes."
Next Joke
"Give me the best joke you have"
"I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me."
"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""
"What's the matter? Hydrogen, mostly."
"I don't trust any person who hasn't memorized the fuck out of Bohemian Rhapsody."
"What do you call an underwater dog? Scuba Doo"
"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean."
"Anyone have a good birthday joke? My sister's birthday is today, and I'm looking for a good one to call her with."