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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid? A Pauperazzi"

"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."

"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."

"What's Beethoven doing in his grave? He's decomposing."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !"

"Any sink has a garbage disposal if you push hard enough."

"My greatest fear is having a star athlete injure himself and having the coach look into the crowd and point at me to take his place"

"I wasn't on the Titanic but my iPhone just dropped to 2% so I think I get the gist."

"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""

"Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn? Because he's *alright alright alright*."