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Joke of the Day
"What did Einstein eat as a baby? Formula!"
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"I named my penis ""Che Guevara""... ... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard."
"On a scale from 1 to 10... What is the age of Jerry Sandusky's boyfriend?"
"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."
"Hotel coffee is like having sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water."
"What's the difference between america and a bottle of milk? In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture"
"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"
"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"
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"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""