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Joke of the Day

"MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a trinary joke."

"What does a lawyer wear to work? A lawsuit!"

"Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon."

"This homeless man was shaking his cup at me with some change in it. Yeah i get it, you have more money than me. Quit it."

"I went to vegetarian restaurant the other day... I falafel afterwards."

"Hate it when we run out of clean towels so I have to ride my white stallion Gregory up and down the driveway real fast to dry my mullet"

"My girlfriend told me to stop singing Oasis... I said maybe."

"You can tell a movie is going to be funny if one is the characters is shrugging in the poster. Because shrugging people will do anything!"