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"sorry I didn't answer when you called, I had 6 Peeps in my mouth"
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"A woman asked me ""What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?"" I said ""Congratulations!!!"""
"If asked at a job interview ""what's your biggest weakness"", test their tolerance for honesty by replying ""mortality"""
"""Let me get them digits."" - creepy accountant"
"People who remote lock their car 2 times seriously have trust issues. Personally, I do it 3 times but that's just my OCD."
"How do you propose to a stoner? Marriage ya wanna?"
"Age 15: kids are stupid Age 25: kids are stupid Age 35: I love my kids but kids are stupid"
"So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers."
"Why did the baseball player fail at the math test? He used base 3."
"JOB OPENING: Entry-level for recent college grads. Minimum 87 years of experience required."