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Joke of the Day

"What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)"

"*watches How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days* pfft... I could do it in 8"

"got my blood test results back today, and it's just as i feared. my body is filled with a ton of blood."

"What are two letters a Brit can't live without? T and Qs."

"That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: ""Turn down that dark road down there."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."""

"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."

"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess that snails make?"

"There's only one way to get a girl's heart... And that's through her rib cage"

"a cute girl stopped behind my laptop as I was full screen on a pic of bread and I didn't know what to say so I stammered out ""I like bread"""

"This guy at speed dating asked if I have any weird tattoos I was like lol not if you love The Golden Girls."