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Joke of the Day

"What type of music do people listen to in the grasslands? [Shrub-steppe.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrub-steppe)"

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to."

"Whats Dj Khaleds Favourite Jetski Brand? Kawasakey"

"My wife asked me if I could stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years."

"When a cow laughs..... does milk come out of her nose?"

"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."

" You're born. You grow up. You believe in Santa. You stop believing in Santa. You look like Santa. You are Santa. You die."

"My wife is breaking up with me because of my masturbation addiction... Boy do I feel like a big jerk."

"Latest Apple news: Tablet rumours a hoax. Apple to unveil new iPhone with rotary dial in plan to dominate senior demographic."