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Joke of the Day

"You know you're ugly when... someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens."

"Man's wife was gone from home all day When she finally came back late in the day, her husband asked ""Where'v you been all day?"" ""At the beauty salon"" ""Were they closed!?"""

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? It wanted to taco bout his feelings"

"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."

"Nice job Instagramming your plane ticket with enough personal information to take out a mortgage in your name."

"If you know a clumsy person you secretly wish would die, give them some rollerblades."

"Why is it that whenever there is two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"

"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"

"Getting laid for me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle easy if i have a knife"