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Joke of the Day
"The 3 words that best describe me are... I'm really bad at counting."
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"Midget scammer So there was a midget scammer who was in a prison break. I watched him climb up and down the wall - it was a little condescending."
"""For people that are hungry but would also like something to drink."" Pitch for Soup"
"Have you ever been to a store that only sells lamps? I've heard it's pretty lit."
"What's the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it"
"Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways"
"What should you say when an old lady calls you a ""bastard sonofabitch""? ""I love you too, mom."""
"I'm a girl When i get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"""I'd hit that"" -old people who drive"