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Joke of the Day
"I didn't realise you spelled your name with a ""ph"", Steve. My apologies, Pheven."
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"What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films? Deaf Lee's ""HELLO!"""
"That time of year again. Time to impregnate some chick at the office Christmas party and use my bonus to pay for the abortion. Pff holidays."
"Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are."
"What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other? Nothing - they've never met."
"The thing with people who are bad at counting calories.. ..is that they have the figures to prove it"
"Oh no! Playstation and Xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U."
"Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea? Because they drink it before it's cool."
"What do I look for in a car? A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through."
"What book do conservative casino workers love? Trump: The Art of the DEAL"