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Joke of the Day

"Why did the lizard take viagra? He suffered from a reptile disfunction."

"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"

"When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces."

"I have a dog named Lucky... Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out so we'll be up all night to get Lucky."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"

"What's the fastest way to ruin free pie? Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning"

"Columbia have already begun their preparations for the upcoming match against Uruguay. The entire squad are set to have tetanus and rabies jabs."

"My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas."

"I hear it's snowing steadily in Istanbul... In fact, in Istanbul they can't stop the snowplow"

"I found Zoloft delays my orgasm Ey, Jack, you late."