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Joke of the Day

"why did the chicken cross the playground...... TO GET TO THE OVER FUCKING SLIDE, EH EH EH GEEEEEEET IT HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA *pulls the trigger"

"""The Sun is dying. We need help"" the scientists are speechless. Cool Dad kicks in the door & removes his shades ""It's daylight savings time"""

"ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good"

"And The Bro saith unto them, Follow me to the club, and I will make you fishers of women. Bromans 4:19"

"What did 9 say to 11? Let's get Bush in on this."

"Apparently its true. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"What's the difference between me and my couch My couch pulls out"

"""How about know"" -existentialist teen"

"What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet? SUPPLIES!"

"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."