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Joke of the Day
"I bought a fitbit... I haven't went running yet, but I jerked off for six miles today."
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"I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken. There's no going back now."
"How do you get to Auschwitz from Berlin? You have to take the Third Reich."
"There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security."
"I had 13 items in the 12 items or less line, so I just put a banana in my pocket."
"How is a Mexican like a cue ball? The harder you hit 'em, the more English you get out of them."
"I cheated on my taxidermist girlfriend. Now I'm stuffed..."
"Best Deal Ever My wife said she'll divorce me if I get I phone 6S Rose gold. That's the deal.."
"My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
"I don't like holocaust jokes ...because my grandpa died in the holocaust. He fell off a guard tower."