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Joke of the Day

"A woman just asked me what 'mansplaining' is. I think it's a trap. We've been staring at each other in silence for nearly an hour now."

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"A couple has twins. If one is named Peter, what is name of second child? Repeater."
"What do you call a tall black person? A negro."
"Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence."
"Did you hear about the guy who ran over himself? He asked a kid to go across the street to get a pack of smokes, the kid said ""No!"", so he ran over himself."
"Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov"
"I heard my cat walking down the hall because his claws are too long. Then I realized I hadn't taken off his tap shoes since the photo shoot."
"A son asks his dad ""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""Not yet son. We still haven't found anyone that wants you"""
"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."