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Joke of the Day

"What animal is endangered by tooth decay? Molar bears!"

"I gave self deprecating humor a go once... ...I was terrible at it."

"Told my mum someone had been shot and she asked with what? I wanted to reply 'with a cutlass' but I want her to pay for masters..."

"A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,""I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."""

"Ladies, I don't understand this childish obsession with unicorns. The horn isn't there for shits and giggles. They spear and kill shit."

"New Game Here's a new game we can all play! You have to use a long mallet to hit frozen potato treats through hoops on a field. All while dressed as a frontiersman I call it Croquette Crockett Croquet"

"I broke up with my Gym.... We were just not working out."

"What do you say to a cat eating your poop? Scat Cat! (credit goes to RuPaul)"

"Had a girl say ""I want you to treat me like a virgin"" So I sacrificed her to a tiki god and threw her in a volcano."

"How does a one-legged Chinese man walk? He takes a great leap forward."