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Joke of the Day
"What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG"
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"What did the cat use to sharpen its claws? Me. Ow."
"Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops."
"Sex is like CPR. Two inches at 100 beats per minute."
"New air jordans What do you call the new air jordans in mexico The air juan 11sd"
"Corny Jokes Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house!!!! Knock Knock!!!! (You know what comes next,comment for the rest)"
"[glances toward living room stenographer] ""Please read back what my wife said 45 seconds ago."" stenographer: I promise not to get mad"
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese."
"According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a ""street performance"". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you."
"What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent."