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Joke of the Day

"Scientists confirm the human body is 75% water, still unclear what the other 25% is, ""spaghetti we think"" says one scientist"

"Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain? M'drid"

"Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? So they don't bite their fingers"

"What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later!"

"What's the best thing about Bruce Jenner? [removed]"

"I have a love-hate relationship with hyphenated concepts"

"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."

"What snooker and women have in common? When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown."

"Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus and am I a proportioned tiny wooden stick? Because we're a match!"

"[Slightly NSFW] What's the difference between a computer and a woman? Computers will take floppies."