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Joke of the Day

"Scientists confirm the human body is 75% water, still unclear what the other 25% is, ""spaghetti we think"" says one scientist"

"Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops? It's counterproductive"

"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."

"I went to go high five a shirt in my closet... ...but I left it hanging."

"I said a funny joke and my friend told me to post it here. /r/The_Donald"

"If anything is used to its full potential, it will break."

"A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children."

"Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving ""costume"" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims."

"Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights? To help them find missing sea men."

"""I looked up into the sky and matched each star with a reason why I love you."" ""That's so sweet."" ""Not particularly. It was daytime."""