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Joke of the Day
"You've said it before and I'll say it again -Plagiarists"
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"Q: When should you charge a battery? A: When you can't pay cash."
"Guys, I found a cure for my Alzheimer's!"
"My wife calls herself a trophy wife. I told her that's because I won the participation award."
"What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!"
"Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament? Because they lost their 2 best shooters"
"Just had a vegetarian meal with a nonalcoholic beverage at a restaurant whose produce are 80% locally grown. Feeling pretty smug."
"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore. It's too crowded."
"Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy. Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word."
"What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They never met."