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Joke of the Day
"Some guy said I was being pithy.... turns out he had a lisp."
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"*pizza man crashes his car into a house and flies through the windscreen and smashes into TV* ""yo you order pizza?"" *they didn't*"
"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"
"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."
"If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4"
"The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality That explains why Jerk Chicken and Pulled Pork were the only two items on the menu"
"what's al qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"
"Camping is a great way to show people that you hate your own home but can't afford a decent hotel."
"What do you call a funny jar of mayonnaise? Lmayo."
"Have you heard about the muslim sex dolls? They blow themselves up."