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Joke of the Day

"I think im gonna be a comedian Coz my life is a joke :"")"

"Why did C++ look down at C? It thought C lacked class. i'll see myself out"

"Zimbabweans have dismissed Mugabe rumour saying ""Mugabe cannot have a heart attack. He doesnt have a heart."""

"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."

"""how would you like your steak prepared?"" i'd like the chefs to work together and try their best and most of all have fun"

"I broke up with my girlfriend on a ski trip Our relationship was going downhill."

"My 4 year old and I are having an argument. I'm telling him that he is making me late for work and he's telling me that he is Batman."

"How do Gay Men get divorced? Both sides get nothing."

"Donald Trump is an inspiration to all new College graduates. He is in the final interview rounds of a job he has zero experience for."

"Why did Theon Greyjoy become Reek as Ramsay Bolton's hostage? He was suffering from Starkhome syndrome"